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Love u_my college days

The only thing I did heartily during my college days : abusing KARAN JOHAR for spreading those myths of being a college student.
*Actual situations*



  1. When you get into the college for the first time after 'highly torchured admission process',not a guy like Ranbeer Kapoor or a girl like Alia Bhatth 'aapse takrayega',instead a 'muchhad watchman' with a 'tondu pet' will ask you for the I'D.             
  2.  
                                                                              Uh!it it's not school. It's you who will roam here and there for different scheduled classrooms.                                              Warning: you can lose half of your body weight as well as interests of coming to college.                                                                    And finally when you find it,a frustrated professor will welcome you with his boring _sleepy lecture
  3.  
                                                                            Well, it's not you who will come to college rather your attendance which will drag you to the college.Exception: not for mingles.        
  4. Sometimes, when you're in a bus (fortunately got the window seat)returning to home, your 'antaraatma' will ask you.           
      *kya h ye,kyu h ye,kya khabar,haan magar Jo bhi h,bda illogical aur time wasting sa lgta h.                                                                              NOTE -only when your phone is uncharged, otherwise...                                                                       
  5. & hey, remember that day, when you reached college only for the assignment submission                                                              
                                                                          (which you started last night & completed it overnight__like always) but professor is absent.WTF_                                                   
  6. There is always a guy or a girl who will always act like_study!what's that? but will score highest marks.

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